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The Cast
Kelsey
Grammer as Dr. Frasier Crane
David
Hyde Pierce as Dr. Niles Crane
John
Mahoney as Martin Crane
Jane
Leeves as Daphne Moon
Peri
Gilpin as Roz Doyle
1st
Season 1993
"The
Good Son"
Dr. Frasier Crane's first day in Seattle
is not exactly as he'd hoped it'd be.
Frasier and his brother Niles agree that
their father is unable to live on his own any longer, so he moves in with
Frasier. The brothers interview potential physical therapists for their
father.
"Space
Quest"
Frasier resents his father for moving
into his apartment and bringing his dog and physical therapist with him.
"Dinner
at Eight"
Frasier and Niles agree to eat at Martin's
favorite restaurant, not anticipating its "laid-back" atmosphere.
"I
Hate Frasier Crane"
After a newspaper critic prints an unflattering
column about his radio show,
Frasier starts a feud which culminates in
a physical challenge.
"Here's
Looking at You"
Martin meets a woman via telescope, after
discovering the fun of spying into other people's apartments. Frasier eagerly
tries to set Martin up with Irene, but is perplexed after Martin rebuffs
her.
"The
Crucible"
Frasier throws a dinner party to showcase
his newest possession (a painting) and is horrified when the forgetful
artist declares it a forgery.
"Call
Me Irresponsible"
Frasier deals with an ethical dilemma when
he begins dating a woman after he advises her boyfriend to break up with
her. When the boyfriend expresses a renewed interest in Catherine,Frasier
does everything he can to prevent their re-acquaintance.
"Beloved
Infidel"
Niles and Frasier begin to suspect their
father of cheating on their mother years ago, when they discover him in
an apparent clandestine rendezvous with an old friend.
"Selling
Out"
Frasier's agent cons him into endorsing
a product he doesn't support... and which makes Frasier look a little nutty.
"Oops"
Bulldog panics and quits the station after
he overhears Frasier discussing a rumor that Bulldog will be fired. Frasier
does all he can to help restore Bulldog's job.
"Death
Becomes Him"
Frasier becomes aware of his own mortality
when a man his age suddenly drops dead. Frasier attends the man's Shiva
to determine how he could have died so young.
"Miracle
on Third or Fourth Street"
Frasier volunteers to work on Christmas
Day when he learns that Frederick will not be visiting him for the holidays.
The callers are as depressed as Frasier is, who decides to cheer himself
up by eating dinner at a local diner where the patrons assume he's homeless.
"Guess
Who's Coming to Breakfast"
Frasier makes a fool of himself yet again,
when he talks at length on the radio about Martin's romantic rendezvous
the night before.
"Can't
Buy Me Love"
Martin convinces Frasier to participate
in a charity bachelor auction.
"You
Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover"
Frasier and Niles try to protect Daphne's
honor when she goes on a date with an ex-con.
"The
Show Where Lilith Comes Back"
Frasier's ex-wife Lilith comes to Seattle,
ostensibly to attend a convention,
but as Frasier soon discovers, Lilith has
ulterior motives.
"A
Midwinter Night's Dream"
Niles tries to patch up another disagreement
with Maris with a romantic dinner,which Daphne offers to prepare. Frasier
comes charging to the rescue as he realizes that Daphne and Niles are all
alone on a dark and stormy night.
"And
the Whimper is..."
At his carnivorous agent's urgings, Frasier
campaigns hard to win a Seabee,
Seattle radio's biggest award, only to regret
his actions when he learns that Seattle's most eminent talk show host is
retiring at the end of the year.
"Give
Him the Chair!"
Frasier gets himself into trouble when he
throws out Martin's old chair, rationalizing that he would actually be
helping his father. Frasier searches all over Seattle, and ultimately to
a high school production of "Ten Little Indians" to retrieve the chair.
"Fortysomething"
Frasier fears being a "mid-life crisis cliche"
after he flirts with an attractive 22-year-old store clerk.
"Travels
With Martin"
The Cranes and Daphne set off on a road
trip in a Winnebago to Mount Rushmore. Trouble ensues when Martin takes
them into Canada, where Daphne, due to legal particulars, isn't allowed.
"Author,
Author"
Sibling rivalry flares when Frasier and
Niles decide to collaborate on a self-help book.
"Frasier
Crane's Day Off"
Frasier comes down with the flu, so food
critic Gil Chesterton fills in for him.
When paranoid Frasier believes both Gil
and subsequent fill-in host,
Niles, are after his job,he's more determined
than ever to get back on the air.
"My
Coffee With Niles"
Frasier and Niles meet at Caf? Nervosa to
discuss the one-year anniversary of Frasier's move to Seattle.
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2nd
Season 1994
"Slow
Tango in South Seattle"
Frasier discovers that an old acquaintance
from Boston has written a steamy romance novel that includes an incident
from Frasier's life, an affair with his piano teacher when he was only
17.
Fearing the exposure could embarrass his
teacher; Frasier pays her a visit, and finds she's not quite what he expected.
"The
Unkindest Cut of All"
After Eddie impregnates a neighbor's dog,
it's decided it's time for Eddie to get neutered. As Niles and Frasier
try to catch Eddie, he flees out the door and into Seattle.
"The
Matchmaker"
Frasier sets up a date for Daphne with the
new station manager Tom,
unaware that Tom is gay and believes he's
actually dating Frasier.
"Flour
Child"
With Niles unsure he's ready for the responsibilities
of fatherhood, he takes to carrying a ten pound sack of flour around Seattle
to simulate a child.
"Duke's,
We Hardly Knew You"
Niles and Frasier can't bring themselves
to tell Martin that they're investors in the group tearing
down his favorite bar.
"The
Botched Language of Cranes"
Frasier's advice to a caller prompts criticism
after he offends all of Seattle.
To get back in their good graces, Frasier
agrees to emcee a charity benefit,
which in true Crane style only leads to
further calamity.
"The
Candidate"
Frasier agrees to make a television commercial
for his candidate of choice in a local election,only to learn some very
distressing information moments before they film.
"Adventures
in Paradise (1)"
Frasier takes a date to Bora Bora... and
runs into an unexpected person.
"Adventures
in Paradise (2)"
Frasier makes a fool of himself in Bora
Bora, obsessed with one-upping Lilith.
"Burying
a Grudge"
While visiting Maris at the hospital (she's
having a face-lift), Frasier finds Martin's old partner Artie. He convinces
Martin, who hasn't spoken with Artie in years, to patch up their differences.
"Seat
of Power"
Frasier calls in a plumber who just happens
to be Danny Kriezel, the bully who terrorized Niles back in high school.
"Roz
in the Doghouse"
Roz accepts an offer from Bulldog to produce
his sports show, ignoring Frasier's protests that Bulldog's only trying
to seduce Roz.
"Retirement
is Murder"
Martin tries to solve a case he's been unable
to close for years, the "Weeping Lotus" murder,involving a prostitute,
a cop, and a monkey.
"Fool
Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice..."
A conniving man steals Frasier's briefcase,
then goes around Seattle impersonating Frasier.
NOTE: A caller named Denise is uncredited,
one viewer speculates it may be Kim Basinger.
"You
Scratch My Book..."
Frasier agrees to write an introduction
to a new book by a pop psychologist. After reading the book, Frasier realizes
he can't endorse it, but he's so attracted to Dr. Honey he can't find a
way to turn her down.
"The
Show Where Sam Shows Up"
Frasier's old friend from Boston, Sam Malone,
drops in on Frasier with a problem, he was supposed to be married the day
before and couldn't go through with it. Frasier believes he can solve all
of Sam's problems, until he meets his fianc?e.
"Daphne's
Room (a.k.a. A Room With a View)"
Daphne decides to move out of the Crane
residence after Frasier continually invades the privacy of her room.
"The
Club"
Niles and Frasier sabotage each other's
chances for acceptance into Seattle's prestigious Empire Club.
"Someone
to Watch Over Me"
Frasier becomes convinced a crazy fan is
stalking him and hires a female bodyguard to protect him at the SeaBea
broadcasting awards.
"Breaking
the Ice"
Frasier realizes that his father has never
told Frasier he loves him, so Frasier tags along with Niles and Martin
on an ice-fishing trip to try to get closer to his father.
"An
Affair to Forget"
Niles takes up a sword to fence for Maris'
honor, after a caller to Frasier's show gives Frasier the idea that Maris
is having an affair with her fencing instructor.
"Agents
in America, Part III"
On Bebe's advice, Frasier stages a "sick
out" to finagle a pay raise. After the station paints over his parking
space, cleans out his cubicle, and auditions replacements, Frasier demands
that Bebe negotiate. Of course with Bebe, negotiations are never simple.
"The
Innkeepers"
Frasier and Niles open their own restaurant
"Les Fr?res Heureux" or "The Happy Brothers". When Opening Night arrives,
everything that can go wrong does.
"Dark
Victory"
Martin's birthday finds everyone in a bad
mood. Daphne and Martin are arguing, Niles loses a patient because of Frasier,
etc.
A citywide power outage does nothing to
soothe jangled nerves.
Frasier uses his professional training to
help bring everyone together.
3rd Season 1995
"She's
the Boss"
A new station manager, Kate Costas, takes
over and disagrees with Frasier from the beginning.
When Frasier refuses to implement Kate's
ideas, she banishes his program to the 2:00 AM shift.
"Shrink
Rap"
Frasier and Niles attempt to go into practice
together, leading to one disaster after another. This episode begins in
a psychiatrist's office with the Crane boys detailing their escapade, and
goes on to tell the story through flashbacks.
"Martin
Does It His Way"
While digging through boxes, Frasier finds
an unfinished song written by Martin specifically for Frank Sinatra.
"Leapin'
Lizards"
After yet another one of Bulldog's practical
jokes, Frasier decides to retaliate by strategically placing a lizard where
Bulldog (who's deathly afraid of lizards) is sure to find it.
"Kisses
Sweeter Than Wine"
Frasier hires a contractor to buff a small
scratch out of the floor on the day he is to host a wine tasting, only
to find everything spiral into a major catastrophe, as problems pile onto
each other. Meanwhile Daphne can't take her eyes off the handsome contractor.
"Sleeping
with the Enemy (1)"
The staff goes into open revolt after Kate
cancels their annual raise. Frasier, chosen to represent the employees,
marches into Kate's office to demand raises and finds himself locked in
a passionate embrace.
"The
Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl (2)"
Kate and Frasier agree to slow their relationship
down. All of Seattle hears about it when they lose their resolve and make
out in the radio booth. Seattle's abuzz as they try to figure out the identity
of "Dirty Girl"
"The
Last Time I Saw Maris"
Maris throws Niles out of the house after
he stands up to her. Frasier and Martin talk Niles out of crawling back,
but...
"Frasier
Grinch"
Frederick's Christmas visit to Seattle appears
to be a disaster after the shipping company sends a Barbie and a Homemade
Casserole set instead of a "Living Brain". Frasier heads to the mall for
some last minute shopping.
"It's
Hard to Say Goodbye If You Won't Leave"
Frasier realizes the true depth of his feelings
for Kate, only to find out that she's moving to Chicago the next day. The
night culminates with the two having a long discussion in the airport lounge,
finding out more about each other than they
ever wanted to know.
"The
Friend"
Frasier announces over the air that he's
looking for a friend. He chooses Bob a wheelchair bound extrovert. Frasier
desperately tries to find a way to break it off with Bob.
"Come
Lie with Me"
Frasier lays down the law, after finding
out Joe spent the night in Daphne's room, leaving the Crane's paralyzed
at the thought that Daphne may move out.
"Moon
Dance"
Daphne gives Niles ballroom dancing lessons,
as he prepares for a the annual "Snow Ball". When his date falls ill, Niles
takes Daphne to the ball, providing him with the night of his life.
"The
Show Where Diane Comes Back"
Frasier's old love, Diane Chambers, comes
to Seattle for the grand opening of her play about the "losers" at Cheers
and their hopeless obsession for "Mary Anne".
Frasier gets roped into financing the whole
thing and narrowly avoids another fling with Diane.
"A
Word to the Wiseguy"
Niles uses a man of questionable ethics,
Jerome Belasco, to "fix" a parking ticket for Maris. Frasier advises Jerome's
girlfriend Brandy to leave Jerome, after she rattles off a list of his
poor traits. Frasier and Niles fear retribution from Jerome.
"Look
Before You Leap"
Frasier suggests that everyone should take
a "leap", or go outside their comfort zone, to celebrate Leap Day.For his
leap, Frasier decides to sing an Italian aria instead of his usual "Buttons
and Bows".
"High
Crane Drifter"
Following a particularly unpleasant day,
Frasier becomes a city-wide hero when he physically throws a rude customer
out of Caf? Nervosa.
"Chess
Pains"
Frasier becomes obsessed with chess after
Martin defeats Frasier time after time after time.
"Crane
vs. Crane"
Niles and Frasier face off when they take
opposite sides in a courtroom hearing over an old man's sanity. Niles believes
Harlow Safford to be as crazy as a loon, while Frasier interprets his quirks
as eccentricities.
"Police
Story"
Frasier finds himself attracted to the female
police officer, Maureen, who pulled him over for speeding. He convinces
Martin to show him the local cop bars so he can meet her again. Unfortunately,
Maureen is only interested in Martin, who
has a difficult time keeping things from his son.
"Where
There's Smoke There's Fired"
KACL is sold to Big Willy Boone who happens
to be engaged to Frasier's agent, Bebe. Big Willy demands that Bebe break
her smoking habit, and enlists Frasier's help to make sure she gets it
done in three days, or else.
"Frasier
Loves Roz"
Roz dates one of Niles' patients, a compulsive
womanizer. Frasier wants to warn Roz, but can't find away around his ethical
obligation for confidentiality. Roz mistakes his attempts to warn her as
secret yearnings.
"The
Focus Group"
Eleven of the twelve members of a focus
group think The Frasier Crane Show is perfect.
Frasier obsesses about the one man who disagrees,
a newspaper stand owner, and in the process inadvertently ruins the man's
life.
"You
Can Never Go Home Again"
Roz gives Frasier a copy of his first broadcast
as a present to celebrate his three-year anniversary at KACL. As he listens,
Frasier remembers the events as he first arrives in Seattle and reunites
with Niles and Martin.
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4th Season 1996
"The
Two Mrs. Cranes"
Daphne enlists Niles to pose as her husband
when an unwanted ex-fianc?e visits from England. In order to preserve the
scheme, intruders Frasier, Martin and Roz are forced to play along.
"Love
Bites Dog"
Frasier can't wait to go out with the gorgeous
women Roz found for him, until Bulldog steals her away right under Frasier's
nose.
"The
Impossible Dream"
Frasier and Niles struggle to interpret
Frasier's recurring dream, in which Frasier finds himself in bed with Gil
Chesterton.
"A
Crane's Critique"
Frasier and Niles are ecstatic when their
father becomes a good friend with reclusive author, T.H. Houghton.
"Head
Game"
Niles is the talk of Seattle after a brief
session with the local basketball team's slumping star turns the player's
fortunes around. Justifiably proud of himself, Niles is mortified to learn
that Reggie believes his good luck is due to Niles' hair.
"Mixed
Doubles"
Just as Niles finally gets up the nerve
to express his feelings to Daphne, Frasier convinces him it could be a
huge mistake. Niles is furious with Frasier after Daphne picks up a Niles-clone
at a singles bar.
"A
Lilith Thanksgiving"
The Cranes pack up and visit Lilith and
Frederick for Thanksgiving. Lilith and Frasier meet with the dean of a
prestigious school, hoping to enroll Frederick. After their initial visit
goes poorly, they return time and time again, hoping to ingratiate themselves
with the headmaster.
"Our
Father Whose Art Ain't Heaven"
Martin misinterprets Frasier's polite compliment
of a painting as genuine sincerity, prompting him to buy it for his son.
An ungrateful Frasier finds it difficult to express his feelings.
"Dad
Loves Sherry, the Boys Just Whine"
Frasier and Niles deal with Martin's abrasive
new girlfriend, Sherry.
"Liar!
Liar!"
Frasier and Niles reminisce about an incident
in their prep school days where a fellow classmate was punished for their
transgression. Overcome with guilt, Frasier visits the man, now in prison,
to try to pinpoint the beginning of his life of crime.
"Three
Days of the Condo"
Frasier fights against the condo board president's
tyranny when his plans to install a door knocker are denied.
"Death
and the Dog"
Eddie feels blue, so Martin hires a dog
psychiatrist to determine the cause of his depression.
"Four
for the Seesaw"
A spontaneous gesture gets the Crane boys
a weekend double date with two attractive women. Frasier tries to help
Niles overcome the feeling that he's betraying Maris.
"To
Kill a Talking Bird"
Niles hosts a party to break in his new
apartment. Unfortunately his new pet bird, Baby, picks the night of the
party to attach itself firmly to Niles' head.
"Roz's
Krantz & Gouldenstein are Dead"
Roz comes to be known as the 'Angel of Death'
after several people die on her while she's helping out at a retirement
home. Meanwhile Frasier begins to wonder about the effect his talk show
"The
Unnatural"
Frasier tries to master baseball when Frederick
comes to visit.
"Roz's
Turn"
Roz decides to audition for a radio show
when a slot opens up. Frasier unwittingly torpedoes Roz's potential show
after an offhand remark to his carnivorous agent Bebe sets her in motion.
"Ham
Radio"
Frasier's ambitious plans to put on a 'classic'
radio drama are foiled after the actors, perturbed by Frasier's tyrannical
style, revolt.
"Three
Dates and a Breakup (1)"
Niles attends a benefit hosted by Frasier
in the hopes of meeting an eligible woman. Unfortunately, Niles has to
contend with Frasier, the self-professed "Babe Magnet", who manages to
catch the eye of every attractive woman. Frasier calls Norm to gloat. Martin
breaks up with Sherry over an inconsequential offense.
"Three
Dates and a Breakup (2)"
After Martin's breakup with Sherry, Frasier
realizes that his father didn't really want to leave Sherry, so he uses
his professional skills to bring them back together.
"Daphne
Hates Sherry"
Sherry's meddling in Daphne's personal life
hits a new low when she hands out Daphne's phone number to strangers. Daphne
makes Niles' dreams come true when she seeks refuge from Sherry at his
home.
"Are
You Being Served?"
Niles seeks counsel from both Martin and
Frasier when Maris serves him with divorce papers.
"Ask
Me No Questions"
Niles asks Frasier whether he believes Niles
and Maris are meant to be together. Frasier, touched that Niles thinks
enough of him to ask him so important a question, ponders it for days and
days, trying hard to give the question the thought it requires.
"Odd
Man Out"
After dining at a 'couples' restaurant alone,
Frasier realizes the void that single living leaves in his life. He impulsively
rushes to the airport to meet a total stranger after she accidentally leaves
a message on his answering machine.
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5th Season 1997
"Frasier's
Imaginary Friend"
Frasier returns from Acapulco after a torrid
affair with a supermodel/zoologist who's sworn him to secrecy regarding
her identity. No one believes Frasier when he finally divulges her identity...
instead believing that Frasier's finally lost his marbles.
"The
Gift Horse"
Frasier and Niles compete to buy their father
the best birthday present, culminating with Niles buying Martin's old police
horse and Frasier giving him a humongous television.
"Halloween
(1)"
Everyone attends Niles' literary themed
Halloween party, including Roz who tells Frasier she may be pregnant.
NOTE: Pamela Fryman was nominated for a
Director's Guild of America award for this episode.
Camille Donatacci Grammer is Kelsey Grammer's
wife.
"The
Kid (2)"
Roz decides to keep her baby. Frasier prompts
her to talk with the child's father.
"The
1000th Show"
The whole town is abuzz over 'Frasier Crane
Day' as Frasier celebrates his 1000th broadcast with a large outdoors gala.
"Voyage
of the Damned"
Frasier is delighted to be a handpicked
celebrity on a "luxury" cruise until he discovers it's luxurious in name
only. Niles and Maris are on the outs after she tells him she'll be vacationing
in Switzerland on their anniversary.
"My
Fair Frasier (1)"
Frasier has a relationship with a high-profile
criminal defense attorney, in which he finds himself in the more submissive
role.
"Desperately
Seeking Closure (2)"
Frasier desperately tries to find out what
went wrong when Sam breaks off their relationship.
"Perspectives
on Christmas"
Each member of the Frasier family tells
a masseuse all about their eventful day, which includes Martin's participation
in a church Christmas pageant and Niles' experience being trapped in an
elevator.
"Where
Every Bloke Knows Your Name"
Frasier tags along with Daphne to her favorite
pub and realizes he's been missing a Cheers-like atmosphere ever since
he left Boston. They find themselves at odds with one another when Daphne
insists that Frasier stop frequenting "her" place.
"Ain't
Nobody's Business If I Do"
Daphne accidentally finds an engagement
ring in Martin's dresser, frightening Niles and Frasier with the spectre
of "Stepmother Sherry"
"The
Zoo Story"
It's re-negotiation time at KACL again.
This time Frasier opts for ethics over avarice when he chooses do-gooder
agent Ben (whose ideas include naming a bird at the zoo "Frasier Crane"),
over Bebe.
"The
Maris Counselor"
Niles and Maris' new counselor, Dr. Schenkman,
advises Niles to inject some spontaneity into their relationship, inspiring
Niles to surprise Maris in her bedroom. Niles isn't quite prepared for
what he finds.
"The
Ski Lodge"
The Crane household and Daphne's good friend
Annie take a weekend trip to a ski lodge, leading to romantic misunderstandings.
"Room
Service"
Lilith comes to Seattle, after her husband
leaves her for a man, and throws herself at Frasier. Frasier uses all his
willpower to resist, but Niles isn't as strong.
"Beware
of Greeks"
The Cranes are reunited with a branch of
the family, when Frasier's cousin, Nikos, is getting married. First, Frasier
has to sooth old wounds with Martin's sister-in-law, incurred when Frasier
urged Nikos to pursue a career in juggling rather than medicine.
"The
Perfect Guy"
The whole radio station is buzzing over
the incredibly attractive and talented new radio host, Dr. Clint Webber.
Frasier tries desperately to find Clint's "Achille's Heel" while Martin
is thrown out of the only store in Seattle selling Eddie's favorite dog
food.
"Bad
Dog"
Bulldog is falsely hailed as a hero in foiling
a coffee shop robbery. Only Frasier knows what really happened and the
adulation heaped on Bulldog eats him up inside.
"Frasier
Gotta Have It"
Frasier tries to deny that his attraction
to a younger woman is purely physical.
"First
Date"
Niles finally decides to ask Daphne out
to dinner, but when the moment comes,
he can't quite get up the nerve.
"Roz
and the Schnoz"
Roz is horrified to learn that Rick's family
has a history of large noses. Meanwhile, Frasier can't bring himself to
tell Daphne the earrings he bought for her aren't genuine sapphires.
"The
Life of the Party"
Tired of struggling to find dates, Frasier
and Niles host a singles party that culminates with Roz giving birth.
"Party,
Party"
It's another raucous night for Frasier,
as he needs to be in three places at once; a surprise birthday party, a
Safari Club initiation meeting, and a date with a potential soul mate.
"Sweet
Dreams (1)"
Frasier refuses to comply when the new station
manager mandates that on-air talent must read commercials during their
programs. Frasier leads his forces to "The Black Tower" to protest, reckoning
that the might of the on-air talent will force management to accede to
their demands.
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6th Season 1998
"Good
Grief (2)"
Frasier goes through the stages of denial
after being fired by KACL. Frasier wends his way through the five stages
while looking for new employment.
"Frasier's
Curse"
Frasier, still unemployed, is hesitant to
attend his high school reunion due to what he deems 'Frasier's Curse'.
Every five years, when reunion time comes up, Frasier is temporarily down
on his luck... losing his job at KACL that is just another symptom of the
curse. Frasier fears if he attends, he'll sit at the last table with the
chess club barbershop quartet.
NOTE: During the week of October 5 - 9, all
of Frasier's cast members showed their favorite episodes. They entitled
the series of episodes shown in syndication "Frasier's Choice Awards Week".
Here are the episodes each cast member cited: Peri Gilpin: "Roz and the
Schnoz"; John Mahoney: "Travels With Martin"; Jane Leeves: "Daphne's Room
(a.k.a. A Room With a View)"; Kelsey Grammer: "Our Father Whose Art Ain't
Heaven"; David Hyde Pierce: "Author, Author".
"Dial
M For Martin"
When Frasier begins to get on his father's
nerves, Martin, Daphne and Eddie move in with Niles for a few months. Daphne
announces that since Martin's hip is improving so much, she'll be looking
for other employment. Martin soon fears Niles is trying to injure him to
keep Daphne around.
"Hot
Ticket"
Frasier and Niles try to score tickets to
the hottest play in town without lowering their social standing.
"First,
Do No Harm"
Martin fixes Frasier up with Duke's gorgeous
daughter, Marie. Frasier soon begins to fear that the only reason Marie
is dating him is to obtain free psychiatric advice.
"Secret
Admirer"
Maris sends Niles gifts to try to woo him
back. Frasier believes the gifts were sent to him,
so he risks a good relationship to try to
find his secret admirer.
"How
to Bury a Millionaire"
Niles drives Frasier crazy during a temporary
stay with him after he's forced to move out of his palatial abode due to
a sudden decrease in cash flow. Frasier tries to help Niles adapt to his
new standard of living.
"The
Seal Who Came to Dinner"
Niles hosts a party at Maris' beach house
in the hopes of winning his dinner club's prestigious 'Golden Apron' award.
Niles panics when he discovers a very pungent... and very dead seal on
the beach.
NOTE: During the week of 16 Nov - 20 Nov,
the syndicated Frasier episodes were chosen by the populace in an Entertainment
Weekly poll. The 5 episodes were, in ascending order: To Kill a Talking
Bird, The Matchmaker, Breaking the Ice, Frasier's Imaginary Friend, and
Moon Dance.
"Roz,
a Loan"
Frasier obsesses when he feels a $1500 loan
he gave Roz is being frittered away. KACL ditches its salsa format and
rehires the old crew.
"Merry
Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz"
Frasier is forced to feign Judaism when
his girlfriend's Jewish mother visits.
The charade is compounded by the apartment's
holiday decor and Niles' participation in a Christmas pageant.
"Good
Samaritan"
Frasier doubts humankind's goodness when
several charitable acts go wrong...including rescuing a woman from the
pouring rain.
"Our
Parents, Ourselves"
Frasier sets Martin up with Roz's mother
Joanna. Later, he can't bring himself to tell an enthusiastic Joanna that
Martin never wants to see her again.
"The
Show Where Woody Shows Up"
Frasier's old friend from Boston, Woody,
visits. The two have a great time reminiscing but as the week goes on,
Frasier realizes they have nothing in common... and Woody won't leave.
NOTE: Woody Harrelson reprises his role
from Cheers.
A tanned Edward Hibbert (Gil) returns, fresh
from his stint filming the cancelled Fantasy Island in Hawaii.
"Three
Valentines"
Valentines Day experiences for Niles, Frasier,
and Martin & Daphne comprise this episode.
First, Niles' cozy dinner for two at Frasier's
apartment is ruined when the couch catches fire.
Next,Frasier can't figure out whether his
ambiguous dinner companion sees him as a co-worker or a romantic prospect.
Finally, Martin & Daphne dine together, commiserating about their loneliness.
"To
Tell the Truth"
Niles dumps his top notch lawyers for a
down and dirty scrapper when Maris moves to postpone their settlement.
The new attorney, Donny Douglas, warns Niles that in depositions, Maris'
attorneys will be asking about Niles' passion for another woman, Daphne.
Niles fears Frasier's compulsive truthfulness will let the cat out of the
bag.
"Decoys"
Devastated by Daphne's blossoming relationship
with Donny, Niles plans for a Crane Boys vacation to his newly acquired
(from Maris in the divorce settlement) cabin (the same one from The Ski
Lodge). Upon learning Roz is still pining for Donny, Niles invites both
Roz and Donny to the cabin, hoping to split up Daphne and Donny. When Frasier
and Martin arrive earlier than expected, Niles and Roz are forced to pretend
to be lovebirds to protect their scheme.
"Dinner
Party"
Frasier and Niles plan to host a dinner
party to toast Seattle's newest couple. They're concerned after overhearing
an errant answering machine recording questioning the Crane boys relationship.
"Taps
at the Montana"
Niles manages to reacquire his prestigious
apartment at the Montana, only to find that the tenant's association is
trying to evict him due to his sub-tenant's incessant tap dancing.
Niles' attempt to throw a luxurious dinner
party to win over the board goes wrong when first his bird, then a guest
die.
NOTE: Actors Murphy and Sydow reprise their
roles from #86, To Kill a Talking Bird.
"IQ"
Niles and Frasier compete with each other
upon discovering the results of a childhood IQ test.
Their all-night study sessions ruin their
luncheon with three geniuses.
"Dr.
Nora"
A new radio psychiatrist infuriates Frasier
with her no-nonsense conservative style.
"When
a Man Loves Two Women"
Frasier is unable to choose which women
he wants to date, Faye or Cassandra.
"Visions
of Daphne"
Martin learns Donny plans to propose to
Daphne. Daphne asks Niles for his advice when she 'sees' a vision indicating
that Donny isn't her soul mate. Niles is torn between his professional
ethics and his passion for Daphne.
"Shutout
in Seattle (1)"
Niles is lonely and desperate when he realizes
he has no romantic prospects while Daphne, Frasier and even Martin are
all happy. Niles dates a younger woman and adopts her trendy culture. Meanwhile,
Roz takes up with Bulldog, but can't bring
herself to dump him after he loses his job at the station.
"Shutout
in Seattle (2)"
Niles is lonely and desperate when he realizes
he has no romantic prospects while Daphne,Frasier and even Martin are all
happy. Niles dates a younger woman and adopts her trendy culture. Meanwhile,
Roz takes up with Bulldog, but can't bring herself to dump him after he
loses his job at the station.
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Momma Mia
Frasier falls for a woman who looks exactly
like his late mother.
Father of the Bride
Frasier and Martin inadvertently offer to
pay for Martin and Daphne's wedding. Frasier's meddling drives Daphne crazy.
Meanwhile Niles doesn't realize he's dating a prostitute.
Radio Wars
Frasier is the butt of station shock-jock
pranks.
Everyone's a Critic
When Niles lands a job as art critic of a
magazine, Frasier's jealousy leads him to cozy up to the station owner's
annoying daughter in the hopes of getting a new show focusing on the arts.
The Dog That Rocks the Cradle
Roz hires Bulldog to baby-sit her daughter,
only to find he's harboring feelings for her.
Rivals
Each brother believes the other is making
a move on his newfound woman.
A Tsar is Born
Frasier and Niles are overjoyed to learn
they may be Russian royalty. Martin appears on the Antique Roadshow.
The Late Dr. Crane
A mixup has the media reporting Frasier dead;
Niles confronts his ex-wife's plastic surgeon.
The Apparent Trap
Frasier reluctantly invites Lilith and their
son to Thanksgiving dinner.
Back Talk
Frasier injures his back while blowing out
birthday candles.
The Fight Before Christmas
Frasier plans an extravagant Christmas party.
Rdwrer
Niles gets separated from Frasier and Martin
during a trip to Idaho on New Year's Eve.
NOTE: While he admittedly does a good job
of it, how many times are we going to have to see Niles say 'Winnebago'?
This is at least the third instance in the series.
They're Playing Our Song
Frasier's temporary call screener, 'Dr.'
Mary, hijacks his show with her sassy attitude and no-nonsense advice.
Whine Club
Frasier's hopes to be elected cork master
of the wine club are dashed when his girlfriend, Mel, convinces Niles to
run against his brother. The whole Crane household vows not to tell Niles
what they really think of Mel.
Hot Pursuit
Frasier & Roz are forced to room together
at a broadcasting conference. Niles worries when Martin accepts a surveillance
job from Donny.
Morning Becomes Entertainment
Frasier, and agent Bebe, fill in as guest
hosts on television's A.M. Seattle. Frasier finds the spotlight so appealing
he may forsake his radio duties for a permanent job on television.
To Thine Old Self Be True
Frasier tries to throw a bachelor party for
Donny.
Three Faces of Frasier
Frasier is honored when a classy local restaurant
chooses a caricature of him to go on their 'wall of fame', but Frasier
obsesses when the drawing isn't quite to his liking.
Dark Side of the Moon
Daphne is overcome with rage when her mooching
brother visits for the wedding. She also begins to believe that Niles may
be more than just a friend.
Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (1)
Daphne's wedding raises tensions. Niles shocks
everyone by eloping with girlfriend Mel just as Daphne confronts her feelings
for him. Daphne's large family comes in for the big event.
Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (2)
Daphne's wedding raises tensions. Niles shocks
everyone by eloping with girlfriend Mel just as Daphne confronts her feelings
for him. Daphne's large family comes in for the big event.
And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon (1)
Niles and Daphne run away from their weddings
and Donny and Mel seek revenge.
And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon (2)
Mel and Donny continue their revenge and
Daphne's brother Simon eyes the wedding gifts.
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Season 2000
The Bad Son
Frasier gets Martin to pretend to be interested
in a returement home so that he can meet the attractive manager.
The Great Crane Robbery
The radio station owner copy's Frasier's
apartment's decoration exactly, while Mel makes Niles embarass himself
in public for revenge.
Taking Liberties
Frasier hires a butler and Mel makes Niles
pretend to be her husband at a party.
Legal Tender Love and Care
Frasier starts dating the lawyer who is defendind
Daphne for Donny's lawsuit
The New Friend
Frasier secretly makes friends wit roz's
ex-boyfriend.
Mary Christmas
Frasier learns that Dr. Mary will be his
co-host for the annual Christmas parade.
Frasier's Edge
Frasier finds out he is going to receive
a lifetime achievement award and has a midlife crisis, while Daphne is
rapidly gaining weight.
Cranes Unplugged
Freddy returns and Frasier takes him and
Martin on a camping trip.
Motor Skills
Frasier and Niles become the class clowns
of their auto repair class while Martin trains Roz's dog.
The Show Must Go Off
Niles and Frasier accidentally hire a bad
actor for a play.
Sliding Frasiers
Two different scenarios of Frasier's Valentine's
Day take place.
Hungry Heart
Frasier intercedes to save station manager
Kenny's marriage.
Hooping Cranes
Frasier, Niles, and Martin go to a Supersonics
game and Niles gets to make a half court shot during half time.
Docu.Drama
Roz asks Frasier to narrate her space documentary.
It Takes Two to Tangle
Frasier and Niles look for a wealthy person
to donate money to their closing prep school.
Forgotten But Not Gone
Frasier resigns from the wine club and Niles
takes his place. Meanwhile, Martin tries to escape his physical therapist.
Daphne Returns
When Daphne returns from her weight loss
class, she realizes Niles didn't notice that she had gained weight because
of how he remembered her beign the last seven years. Meanwhile, Roz writes
a children's book based on a story her mother used to tell her, but finds
out it is already a book and a movie.
The Wizard and Roz
Frasier catches his mentor in a bathrobe
with Roz. Niles doesn't believe Daphne is psychic so she calls a spookologist.
Semi-Decent Proposal
Frasier must take Lorna to her suprise birthday
party, but he takes interest in Claire.
A Passing Fancy
Niles becomes jealous when Daphne meets a
dog lover. Lana becomes interested in Frasier when she tries to close a
house sale. Martin meets a mystery woman.
Cranes Go Caribbean
Frasier is horrified when he learns Martin,
Niles, and Daphne are going to accompany him on his trip to Belize with
Claire.
Season 9
Don Juan in Hell (1)
Frasier has trouble
deciding whether to date Claire or Lana, so he seeks the opinion of anyone he
can find.
Don Juan in Hell (2)
Still trying to decide whether
to date Claire or Lana, Frasier is confronted by Diane and Lilith in a dream
sequence.
The First Temptation of Daphne
A woman whos is a wealthy
business executive and a patient of Niles' has a crush on him, so Daphne looks
through his patient files and goes to meet her to find out if they are having an
affair. Meanwhile, Frasier and Martin try to catch a cricket loose in the
apartment
The Return of Martin Crane
Martin remembers his last days
as a cop, while on his way to his new job.
Love Stinks
Frasier host a party
for the staff at the radio station to improve his image. Meanwhile, Roz dates a
garbageman and Niles recalls his childhood memories with Daphne.
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